"Oh man what a great day, just truckin alon- HOLY SHIT! Look at that! Its a whole god damn grasshopper, just sitting here! Man I gotta tell the boys about this! Man this makes my life worth living. Wait, why the hell does my head hurt so much? Damn what a headache! What the fuck? Shit I think I'm dying... NO! Must... get... back... to.... colony! Fuck my brain!........................"

-The ant from Planet Earth who had a parasite grow out his brain, a true hero.