Perhaps the smartest man on the face of the earth (it was once stated he knew half of everything). His television program was myth busters before adam savage was dumping in his special effects diapers. Bill Nye was out in the world, repping volcanoes, checkin mad tornadoes, and swimming with dolphins. All of this for the kids. Bill Nye was a master of the speech, and really knew how to drive a point home. The shit he deposited into my prepubescent mind still rings true to this day. I could name the different layers of the earth because of some rap made up by Bill Nye. He wasn't afraid to flex nerd nuts on America. Chicks to this day still hunt his dick.
Bringing me to the question, What is Bill Nye doing these days. My hypothesis is that he is teaching at some assbutt college somewhere. These kids go to class and get their collective brains jizzed on with the creamiest of curriculum. Think about it. Yeah I have biology 101 with... professor Nye? Nye? is that asian? Then the look on their faces when they get to class. Oh fuck BILL Nye! Damn those lucky anal drips....
So here's to a man so soaked in awesomeness if he got pulled over, he'd get a DUA. So I present the first Roy award to the one and only, Bill Nye.
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