1) Time Machine - Doesn't have to be the Delorian model, but that would be the sweetest.
2) Statometer - How many times have you wanted to know certain things. Like how many times have I farted in my life, how many times I've used the letter F, how many peanuts I've eaten, etc.
3) Clone - two Roys twice the rant!
4) Slave - pretty self explanatory. Did kids get slaves from their plantation owner uncles back in the day?
5) Sex Slave - see #4. This one is just really hot.
6) Magic Lamp - Since I'm not a moron like Aladin, I could really benefit from a magic lamp.
7) True Love - O RLY?
8) An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and 'this thing' which tells time - Shot my eye out.
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