CoooooooBRAAAAA!

Alright, so as I mentioned in the previous post I spotted a Baroness clone. I've seen her multiple times since. It's become obvious that either:

A) COBRA has begun to lease out their soldiers to Emerson College. Pretty soon I'll see Destro in the editing labs with his big dumb metal face.

or

B) COBRA is out to get me. Had this been ten years ago, I probably would have loved to have COBRA after me. Finally a time to prove myself to join the JOEs. However, I'm too busy for COBRA these days. Motherfuckers probably just want to use me for some elaborate scheme that won't work anyway.

Either way, I see Baroness clone everyday. Which makes me think about how ludicrous of a character she was to begin with. She was the only female in the COBRA ranks. What the fuck? Way to be equal opportunity there guys. I mean I know your evil terrorists and shit, but fuck, one girl? Damn. She must get plugged a tone. Or... wait! She's a lesbian. She's gotta be. Serpentor would be enough to turn any woman gay, plus Cobra Commander and his annoying ass voice? Imagine that motherfucker during sex (voiced by Chris Latta aka Starscream RIP)? Alright, blogosphere doesn't need to hear about that.


Figure 1.4 - Yeah, it was kind of like that, but less... Asian...