Worldwide Event

So last night during the Celtics game I decided to take some notes. This was of course until the second half, when I was pacing like a maniac through my living room, trying not to wake up my mom with swearing and throwing things. So here are some unfiltered game notes, the stuff in parenthetical was added today.:


-KP 43! I would nickname him cucumber, so coooooool.

-Ray "Harvey Dent" Allen, it's a flip of the coin as to who is going to show up. Looks like we got the DA tonight. (nerdy Batman reference, new movie makes it a little easier to understand)

-Look at my boy Bill! Canoodling with an unknown MILF and letting his son take the front row, what a guy. HAHA, 4th quarter he switches with his son, take that!

-Budlight Party Cruise? Sign me up!

-Basketball officials...... weakest, i.e. most human, part of the game.

-Scal showed up in warm-ups tonight! GO GREEN!

-Von Gundy, one day you and I will coach the Celtics together. It's like you can read my mind.

-PJ, armpit touch? Flagrant? no. Flamboyant? yes. You also got boned on a monster block that was called a foul, I still love you, I see you pouting on the bench...

-Where's my boy Powe? House needs more time. Cassel shouldn't play basketball anymore... you look like a child out there.

-Rondo, so you can play PG.... TAKE THE SHOT!

-Under 3 on the shot clock? Where's KG? TAKE THE SHOT!

That's it. Like I said had I taken notes through the fourth quarter there would have been much more profanity, and much less cohesiveness. The Celtics are the most stressful team to watch with a lead. Doc, get on that. Here's to my prediction of the series not going to 7 games...


TOMMY POINT!