Sunday, April 20, 2008

Horror-scope

My horoscope for today, and I assure you that this is real, straight off of Yahoo where I get my daily horoscope:

"You'll wake up with a lot of high energy today, which will keep you smiling all day"

Oh Yahoo, you're so clever. High energy? Smiling all day? Must have the wrong day.

On another note, some old bitch turned 115 today. Became the oldest bitch in the world. Pretty fucked up to be 115. She must have no idea what the fuck is going on in the world. Not necessarily because she is old, but because she's seen some fucking crazy shit. 1893 to today? Fucking A man, that's a lot of shit.

Also, Hyde(s) get off my case, I'll blog when I'm good and ready. I don't want to spoil my five readers.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

once you start blogging again they take you for granted anyway.

inbred swine.

jhyde said...

i comment, and therefore do not take for granted.

jhyde said...

still the only n00b who doesn't have his comments open in a pop-up window.

DS said...

i got the plural! count it!

haha noob