I saw an advert on the T the other day for laser eye surgery. It was at this moment when I realised that we live in the future. Glasses? Contact lenses? Fuck that! We fix our eyes with lasers! Fucking lasers! Like the shit that scared the crap out of people only, what, 50 years ago? Now we wield the mighty laser to do our bidding, and correct our stigmas.
Matt and I went to the C's game about a week ago. Lost by two to the Canadian Dinosaurs. Triple digit scores for both sides. Fulkerson curse continues, I'm waiting until we're blacklisted from Celtics games.
Football game this weekend. The superbowl has always been a bittersweet event for me. Its great because its the super bowl and the two best teams are playing (sometimes...), but its sucks because it means no pigskin for another year. If the Pats win, I get a free haircut thanks to the legendary Damian Vasquez! Granted its going to be his call when we get to the barber, but whatev. Haircuts are the most retarded thing to pay for. It would be like paying someone to brush your teeth. Hair is hair.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
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haha ahh the fulkerson curse strikes again, sick game though
the next day after laser eye surgery you can walk around and chill without sunglasses on.
the only thing that looks any different is the person's eyes have a little red dot on them from the incision (where they cut the cornea)
i think its ridiculous that lasers somehow apply to everything. in 85 percent of the experiments i learn about they are like "and then we put x into little tiny organelles" how? "with lasers"
but then they also "target marker proteins" with lasers and also destroy stuff and also this and also that. lasers do everything.
i believe the question isn't "is god a man or a woman"
the question really is, "is god a laser?" and if so, "is he green or red"
(answer: green)
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