Red Elf Needs Food Badly

I saw an advert on the T the other day for laser eye surgery. It was at this moment when I realised that we live in the future. Glasses? Contact lenses? Fuck that! We fix our eyes with lasers! Fucking lasers! Like the shit that scared the crap out of people only, what, 50 years ago? Now we wield the mighty laser to do our bidding, and correct our stigmas.



Matt and I went to the C's game about a week ago. Lost by two to the Canadian Dinosaurs. Triple digit scores for both sides. Fulkerson curse continues, I'm waiting until we're blacklisted from Celtics games.

Football game this weekend. The superbowl has always been a bittersweet event for me. Its great because its the super bowl and the two best teams are playing (sometimes...), but its sucks because it means no pigskin for another year. If the Pats win, I get a free haircut thanks to the legendary Damian Vasquez! Granted its going to be his call when we get to the barber, but whatev. Haircuts are the most retarded thing to pay for. It would be like paying someone to brush your teeth. Hair is hair.

Sea Monster

Lack of blogs = lack of things happening in my life these days. No school, no work, minimal other things, maximum Call of Duty 4. I have literally wasted the last weeks or so of my life. Vacation? Maybe. I just feel like a turd. I now understand how people can become reclusive and antisocial these days. Time the only true constant, fucking always keeping us going. School starts in few days, a welcome return to normalcy. Doing work will make me feel worthy again.

Poop. It is literally up in you all the time. Now. Later. Tomorrow. Literally any time there is poop in you. Just thought of that while I was dropping some grumpage. Tight visual for ya there. Spellcheck disagrees with grumpage.... and spellcheck.

Need something new to enter the scene. Something fresh, maybe someone fresh? Everyday holds infinite possibilities. Risk

Patri-truths on Sunday. Chargers are lame. Still can't believe the Giants have made it this far. Check Eli boozing:

Stadium Seating

Thoughts from yesterday. Chess. trees. snow. lights. pizza. markers. The future will have good things. Great things. But it will also have horrible things. Cicadas only live about a day and a half, yet they change the world. Really crazy things.

Pasta Sauce

Back in 9 fulkerson. Carnage from news yearz still isn't fully repaired. Probably never will be. We seem to be holding out on our rent until Alpha comes to clean the floors. Standoff of the year! Zing! 2008 joke right off the bat.

New room mate. One Macklin in the unit. Good stuff. Basement is now in full functioning mode. Something Hyde never accomplished.

I voted yesturday, last day in NH. Primaries. Today I found out my guy was done with trying to be prez of this nation. Bummer. Have to vote for the other, other guy now. Second choice will most likely bite it as well.

Hyde is a global traveler. I shudder at the thought. Some things shouldn't be released unto the world. Hyde is one of them. Real toxic stuff. Very legit.

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