Tuesday, July 15, 2008

It's Official

I created a gmail account today while formulating my resume. Nothing funny here today folks, just getting the word out.

bryan.a.roy@gmail.com

Check it.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Meat Mansion

Long time since I've last traversed the rocky crags that make up the blogosphere. A lot of ideas have been kicking around the old bean can these days. I was going to release them in small controlled bursts, but instead I think I'm just going to flush this knowledge dump straight from the colon of my brain into the toilet we all know and love as the internet(s).

Bullet points. Some might be blank, TBA later. You ready for 'em, cuz here they come:

- White Cars. Seriously why would you ever want a white car. No offense to anyone who has a white car, but I just don't see the need (Unless, of course, there was a super hero battle that resulted in the crushing of your car and the only affordable replacement was white). Not only is white an ugly color, it's also a bad color for any upstanding citizen to have for a car. Think of your fellow brother man, when I see a white car peeking all up around a corner at night, I think it's the fuzz. Scares the crap out of me. Do your civic duty and get a green car or something... I don't know.

-People. To quote Daniel Plaineview "Well, if it's in me, it's in you. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone". Again, no offense, but I don't really like people. Now I'm not saying I'm some social reject, hating the world and all of it's occupants, God no. However, I have this disposition (if that's what you want to call it), that I hate someone until proven otherwise. Sometimes I'll walk into a party and be like, I hate all of these people. If they don't make and effort to prove themselves otherwise, then they still are crappy. If I shoot the shit with someone for a few minutes, I'll have my opinion. Usually the hate subsides, but there is still a large portion of people I don't like. Some shit really irks me, really gets my goat so to say. It doesn't really matter what. If you're one of the 3 people that read this, no worries, I don't hate you or your friends. Or do I? Either way, I drink your milkshake!

-Dream Avengers Line-Up (comics, not movies). Captain America, Hercules, Dr. Strange, She-Hulk, Colleen Wing

-Dating. A while ago I found a drunken note that I had written to myself. It had a few brief sentences about shit I wanted to blog about that night but was too drunk. One of said snippets stated: Roy's dating philosophy. I can remember figuring everything out, how I was going to say shit. It was witty and informative. When I awoke the next morning, all I could remember was 'the corn will unite the kingdoms' (the jury is still out on whether or not that was a good thing). Anyway, this one ties back into the people segment, you know the one where I said I hate everyone. Same things applies to chicks I guess. I really don't like many girls. Don't fucking take that statement out of context, you know what I mean. It's just either they're not someone who could ever be on the same page as me (common) or too similar to me which isn't ass cool as you would think (uncommon). Maybe I'm just living by old standards (like chivalry old), but I'm just not looking for random hookups and shit (despite what me facebook says). There was more thought to this about a month ago when it was conceived, but time passes and it would appear the idea has been aborted. Anyway, tell your cool, cute, single lady friends. Or not, entirely up to you.

-Ideas. I've got ideas for sale. Literally, it's kind of my job. So if you know any studio heads who want to buy some ideas send em this way with your single lady friends.

-Dream JLA Line-Up. Green Lantern (Guy Gardner), Booster Gold, Blue Devil, Power Woman, Stargirl.

Alright, I'm totally spent after all of that. I hope my few courageous readers are pleased.